I need you to let me touch it

jaclcfrost:

do you ever start to get like really irrationally mad at people for no reason like because they’re standing around in the kitchen and won’t leave when you want to get some food or they move something you set down somewhere else or they forget to close the door when they leave like it’s just a stupid little thing but it makes you so mad

The more I use OkCupid the more I realize that I have no idea how to not be creepy.

swanqueenandrizzles:

benefits of being a lesbian

  • soft
  • cuddles
  • girls
  • calm
  • soft
  • girls

downsides

  • she won’t kill the spider either
Reblog if you’re a girl who likes girls.

ALL OF THE GIRLS ON OKCUPID ARE ATTRACTIVE BUT ME

What the hell am I supposed to put in a self summary?!

Ok… I’m gonna do it, quick now before I lose the nerve.

I’m gonna make an ok cupid profile.

God help me.

whatacutemayor:

thetownofmacaron:

THIS IS THE PERFECT DESCRIPTION OF ME

This is my life

trillow:

we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on